Her opening monologue did not let anyone in her inner circle take any slack, including herself.
“I know, I’m also surprised to see me here,” she said. “When they asked me’Do you want me to host? Why?’ “I haven’t had a movie premiere for a long time. I mean, I actually only released one movie, and no one told me that it was even the premiere. “
“It must have made my mother forget,” Kardashian West added.
Of course, that refers to the now infamous sex tape she made with her boyfriend singer/actor Ray J at the time, which was leaked in 2007.
It was this that helped her and her family embark on the path of becoming reality show superstars. Kardashian West’s mother and agent Kris Jenner has long denied that she planned a leak.
Speaking of family, Kardashian West also joked that she was sexy and hoped that people would know that she “much more than the reference photos my sisters showed their plastic surgeons.” She also said that she learned the meaning of the term “gold digger” from her mother’s boyfriend Corey Gamble.
There are also jokes about the murder of OJ Simpson and his wife Nicole Brown Simpson, her friend Ronald Goldman, her former stepfather Caitlyn Jenner, and her separated husband Kanye West.
Kardashian West said that she “married the best rapper ever” and called him “the richest black in America” and “a brilliant legal genius. He gave me four amazing child.”
“So, when I divorced him, you must know that it boils down to one thing-his personality,” she quipped.
Quit the club
Kardashian West and “SNL” actresses Punkie Johnson, Ego Nwodim and Cecily Strong starred in a short drama called “Ladies Night Song”.
It’s all about what happens when “adult” women leave their men and children at home for club parties, just like they did in their 20s.
It turns out that they may have forgotten things, such as really loud music, foot pain, and foods that are no longer friendly to the stomach after a certain age-all of them in a rap song.
Kardashian West got a place in the VIP area-naturally-it turned out to be an ideal place for a nap, especially considering that it is one of the few places in the club to sit down.
It’s fun to watch Kardashian West spoof her sister Kourtney, not because the performance is great, but because it makes her mother Kris Jenner and Kohler Kardashian (Khloe Kardashian) can also join in.
It was set up by Kourtney Kardashian, a TV court judge who oversaw cases involving her family.
Actually, no roses were given, but Kardashian West did send a love letter to the man she chose in this spoof of “single girls”.
It’s star-studded and contested by John Cena, Chase Crawford, Chris Rock, and Jesse Williams, as well as NBA players (and her sister Kendall Jenner’s predecessor) Blake Griffin Played with former “single girl” contestant Taylor Cameron.
When Kardashian West, as a woman named Rochelle, was looking for a husband, thank Rock for watching his many comedy specials together, and at the same time “saying this “Fans,” Locke joked: “We can see (Dave) Chappelle next time.”